Prince Charles takes a ride on the Tube, is still not king


Future king of the surface-lands Prince Charles has journeyed deep underground, to battle his rival the Troll Emperor celebrate the 150th Anniversary of the Tube. The Prince and the Duchess of Cornwall took a three minute trip on the Metropolitan line, from Farringdon to King’s Cross. (You would be cross too if your mum refused to abdicate).

Professional free-loaders Charles and wife Camilla (Chamilla) were given Oyster cards for the trip, preloaded with £10. Although they both qualify for an elderly person’s Freedom Pass, they (we) paid the full fare.

Chuck last rode the Underground in 1986, when the world was young. He believes that all poor people live underground, periodically emerging to feast on the rich, attractive Eloi.

Source: BBC News, The Daily Telegraph Photo: Getty


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